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I recently overheard someone say, well-behaved women rarely make history, which, at the time made me smile but then,...

Foreign bodies in the takeaway

  I’ve just seen on the news, the chef in my local Chinese restaurant has been arrested for jerking off in the Egg F...

Friends go in wardrobes...

I’ve come to the conclusion that your clothes should be like your friends. Now, just hear me out before you think I’...

I bet you’re guilty of this aswell...

I was reading something recently. That statement in itself, isn’t amazing, but wait...I have some good news to help ...

The simplest way to attain ultimate confidence

We like cats. Seriously, if we come across people who don’t like cats, we think they’re a bit odd. They might not n...

Never play i-spy with a child...here’s why

Picture this. Sat in the beer garden of my favourite pub, drinking chilled sauvignon blanc, it’s sunny, there’s butte...

As boring as f**k

I always put asterisks in the middle of the word fuck, as I know the word fuck can offend some people. Having said t...

How to not smell like sh*t

  If I made a movie I’d call it Fart Club. I guarantee, what happens in Fart Club definitely does not stay in Fart C...

If I had 1 trip in a time machine

  Hello Cleopatra, my name’s Kate; can you explain how to build pyramids and what are your views on sharing gold and...

Never do this in public

  I was in a bar last week, it’s my favourite and nearly always has classic 80s music playing through the speakers, ...

If you’re reading this, you’re not dead yet:

Some blogs are just so boring. I’ve read plenty from other companies, and seriously, some should come with a health ...

If you were a cake, I'd eat you

I’m nicer when I like my outfit 👯‍
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